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highfivesforcoolguys:

highfivesforcoolguys:

I’ve given up. The fly has won. I am turning the lights out and going to bed with potentially one or more flies in my room.

Tomorrow we will find out if I have survived the night

I swear to fucking god it just landed on my phone. That fucking son of a bitch

*is a fly* *u turn out the light and lay down in bed to get some peace* *lands on ur phone and whispers menacingly “you thought you could escape”*

Stop trying to hump my tumblr feed you sick freak!!!

highfivesforcoolguys:

highfivesforcoolguys:

I’ve given up. The fly has won. I am turning the lights out and going to bed with potentially one or more flies in my room.

Tomorrow we will find out if I have survived the night

I swear to fucking god it just landed on my phone. That fucking son of a bitch

I tried to get it but I just ended up slapping my phone pretty hard

highfivesforcoolguys:

I’ve given up. The fly has won. I am turning the lights out and going to bed with potentially one or more flies in my room.

Tomorrow we will find out if I have survived the night

I swear to fucking god it just landed on my phone. That fucking son of a bitch

I’ve given up. The fly has won. I am turning the lights out and going to bed with potentially one or more flies in my room.

Tomorrow we will find out if I have survived the night

Shit I dunno where it went

You see that spec? That’s the bogey.

highfivesforcoolguys:

There were two flies in my room. I believed I eliminated them both.

I was wrong.

One has been eliminated and its carcass has been destroyed. The second has been hit but the body was never recovered. I believe it to be de… Did you hear that?

That buzzing

There were two flies in my room. I believed I eliminated them both.

I was wrong.

How can you argue that women are treated fairly? The woman’s suffrage movement wasn’t that long ago and people are STILL bitching about it

The whole “women aren’t paying NEARLY enough attention to my genitals” trope is troublingly prevalent

Yo dude your blog's a shitshow, start to finish. What made you so bitter as to feel the need to prove you are superior to any dissent? Honestly the way you handle criticism is ten times worse than the opinions you hold.

whiteknightblackknight:

Well it’s full of messages from shitshow’s who think I should care what their hate thinks. I’ll try to post more pipes.

This is a really ill-conceived response dude. Maybe take some time to analyze criticism as something other than hate? Idk, I don’t have lots and lots of people telling me I’m awful so I think I gotta be doing something right.

highfivesforcoolguys:

I was just at the ENT and I’m not talking about living trees you fucking nerd

I didn’t get a fiber cable shoved up my nose for a noteless post